✦ Azeroth's Best Wedding Destination ✦

Timeless Isle
Weddings

Where Every Moment Lasts Forever

☠☠☠☠☠  Danger Rating: Low
∞ Years of Operation
4.8★ Average Review Score
100% Vail jokes Guaranteed
The Venue

A Setting Unlike Any Other in Pandaria

What's Included

World-Class Amenities

Every package includes our full suite of venue services, because your big day deserves nothing less than Legendary quality.

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Celestial Officiant

Your ceremony will be blessed by any of our incredible officiants; Emperor Shaohao, Captain Stinkbraid, or Lord Dreg. Or you can bring your own at no additional charge*.

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Mage-Conjured Catering

Our resident mages provide freshly conjured food and water for up to 150 guests! You can also enjoy local stands around the arena, or have your own feast catered!

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Screenshot-Ready Vistas

The Isle offers unparalleled visual backdrops. Our staff will ask nearby players to please stop attacking things during the ceremony window. On the Elixir Premium Plus subscription, we will guarantee they stop... by force

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Ambient Soundtrack

Timeless Isle's iconic ambient music plays continuously throughout your ceremony. If that is not your preference, our iconic singer Cam will serenade you

Cam will now sing you a short song after Minty/Myst reads this

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Gift Registry Support

Set your registry up directly through us. The isle also has plenty of pets and mounts for farming. We also provide protection for your gift table so no stinky #teamvallers try to take them!

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Eternal Memories

Time does not pass on the Timeless Isle in the conventional sense. Your wedding photos will look exactly the same in 10 years. Guaranteed!

*charges possibly included

Pricing

Wedding Packages

Three tiers of ceremony packages, priced in gold. Exchange rates with real currency are not available, nor endorsed.

The Waterdrops package

For the humble couple

10,000 gold
  • Shoreline ceremony, standing room only
  • Mage table for up to 20 guests
  • One Celestial blessing
  • Basic escort to ceremony grounds
  • One complimentary Burden of Eternity as wedding gift

* Ordos encounters not included in this package. If he shows up, that's on you.

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The Yu'lon Jade

Our signature experience

50,000 gold
  • Celestial Court ceremony with full party seating
  • Conjured feast for up to 100 guests
  • Yu'lon officiant (or your choice of our other esteemed options)
  • Dedicated escort squad from newly CE guild Elixir
  • Exclusive use of the Celestial Court for 45 minutes
  • Three complimentary Burdens of Eternity
  • Custom macro vow creation by our creative team (Eagle)
The Elixir Premium Plus

For the 1%

999,999 gold
  • Everything in the Yu'lon Jade package
  • Arena fights to the death
  • Wedding attire provided
  • Full wipe recovery team on standby
  • Meet and Greet with some of the GOATS (Anduin, Thrall, Dreg, Yu'Lon)
  • Medic on site
Testimonials

What Our Couples Say

Real reviews from real adventurers

★★★★★

"Best wedding destination. It would be my dream to be a food conjurer for Timeless Isle Weddings. SmolKhad and I had the best time touring the island and seeing the turtles"

Khad
Khad
Frost Mage · Realm: Moon Guard · Yu'Lon Jade Package
★★★★★

"Greatest time of my life. I can't even... Duke, get off the keyboatqoertgnq goqerungoqthoqthq etohqnetoghqnergnalfg#teamdregoqrugnqoethlqe qerthuyjwthqdfnrte"

Leo
Leo
Destro Warlock · Realm: Moon Guard · Waterdrops Package
★★★★☆

"Fantastic views and ceremony. The officiant being the emperor was impeccable. My only complaint is that the Dreg and Val kept rping in my screenshots. I SPY a vacation trip here in my future"

Heh. See what I did there? Spy? No? Nevermind...

Shad
Shad
Resto Shaman · Realm: Moon Guard · Yu'lon Jade Package
★☆☆☆☆

"I went to my co-workers wedding and had an awful time. Lots of animals around here. I hate love and friendships and happiness and animals and puppies. Grr."

Evenwater
Evenwater
Feral Druid · Realm: Moon Guard · Waterdrops Package
★★★★★

"I wish I had been married here. This was way better than Eagle's wedding that I went to last year. That guy is the worst. My husband Rag is so cool and he always says that he hangs out with the hottest dudes"

Fruuki
Fruuki
Ele Shaman · Realm: Hyjal · Yu'lon Jade Package
★★★★★

"Heh. The price for this was so worth it. It was nothing to someone like me. Smirks."

Daluzua
Daluzua
Realm: Moon Guard · Elixir Premium Plus package